Funny Talk

Recently television shows one advertisement where Amir khan represents how to care during pregnancy, what expecting mom should eat and post pregnancy how to care and feed to newborn. I never knew that my son is also recording these things in his mind; Infact he remembered all dialogues perfectly. One day I was in kitchen he started speaking loudly (while advertisement was playing in TV), garbhvati ko khana accha, pehla gadha dudh he sacchha, kaho kuposhan bharat chhodo. I was shocked how he took interest in such ads, I went near to him and manipulated thing by saying this-Amir khan was just saying that small kids should drink milk every day, he argued and said no no no, he said “pehla gadha dudh he saccha” I know he doesn’t know the meaning of that sentence but why he was not willing to believe me???
Your Funny Language :
Armi khan  (Amir khan)
Mohindra modi (Narendra modi) 
sarang was accessing Facebook one day , there was article posted with picture of Narendra Modi.he went near to him, and asked to his dady “ Dady mohindra modi facebook me kyu he??”

Both of these celebrities will cry when they ll know their modified names.:P

My Hair, His Muscles

Love for my Hair and your muscles

You like your mom in long hair, so every time you become crazy to take her parlor for long hair, in your words” chal parlor jake aate he, hair cut karane, muje tere long hair pasand he”, my cute kiddo doesn’t know meaning of cutting, according to him, cutting = your favorite Style it can be short or long anytime.

When you go to activity class, you flaunt your muscles to everybody including teacher. According to your teacher you act like this- you roll up your sleeves there and show your muscles and say “ mere me bahot takat he, me junk food nahi khata hu, me dudh pita hu, sabse strong hu,achha bachha hu, superman ka friend hu, bla..bla..bla”. your teacher says you are entertainer of your class as you are smallest kid of class, so everybody like to talk with you in same way.

First Day in New School -Euro International

You Missed your first day in school because of your upset stomach, on second day u enjoyed in your school, I predicted from your smile, while I received you from school bus, there was different kind of glow on your face.
Whenever I used to ask, what teacher talk with you, what she was asking, every time you gave me same answer, ask the teacher what she has talked to me, don’t bother me.
Sad mumma..:-(
And today was same reply, no wonder.
You were looking so cute with big school bag, water bottle and covered by rain coat and cute cap.
You like belt and that black adidas shoes in your uniform.
School teachers welcome you all by giving goodybox (stationary), you showed me and asked mumma why I got this? I got first rank in school? ( I think he thought like this because when we took him 2 temple before sending school on first day, sarang and I said him, always hold first rank, god bless you)
You have got food menu from school. Thought it is not compulsory I am following it, I made your favorite cheese pasta in white sauce at 6 am, when I found your tiffin box all eaten, I kissed you. Woke up early to made pasta for tiffin was worth it. But you are more durable than me I can say because you also woke up early and became ready to go to temple at 7:15 am before starting New Year in school. You had to catch bus on 7:45 and return timing was 12:30. You have neither bothered me to wake you up nor in fresh up. You are the one who always gets down 5 minutes early to catch the bus.

I was worried that will you reach to your class securely, who will help you to send you in your classroom from your bus as you dint get ID card at that time, how will you know in which bus you have to come for home, and how will you react with new friends and new class teacher, will you like to eat your food on chair and many more worries were there. But day was not so bad, I found you joyful. Frequently I was telling you that you will go to school in 19 no Euro bus and have to come back in 5 no. you identified it and teacher also wrote 5 no on your hand and resp. person took u into the bus. So this was the little story of mom and you for the first day in new school.

School Craze

There was no single day in vacation, you forgot yr school, every morning you used to say "Mujhe school jana hai , mujhe school acha lagta hai"
and yes, this year you were very excited for school as u were knowing  that you will go to school by bus.

I hope he holds on the feeling till he completes his education.:-)