Golden talking

After so long I m posting something, as mumma was being little lazy and yes ofcourse Dhyey and I went to attend my sister’s wedding at ahmedabad. So, little late but I want to post something about him.

Making lots of Question is his latest job to do through out the day ,
Here I share some examples:
He: mumma, change karna he? Aap dress change karenge?
Mumma: No, I like this.
He: mumma karo na, ye gili ho gayi..
Mumma: no beta, Its fine, n not wet too,
He: mumma, change kar lona, papa ko nahi pasand he..
(uuff,, who told him tht his dady doesn’t like that tshirt??)
Mumma: No,Dhyey. Dnt ask again, mumma is not going to change it.
He: okey, abhi niche jayenge, mumma dress change karegi.
( Now I got d purpose behind dress-change, he wanted to go out, so forcing me to change it)
And this is not enough, he will ask for himself to change tshirt every 2-3 hours. Like mumma change karo, ye dirty ho gaya..

he demands for specific tshirt and jeans, he becomes more and more stubborn till he is forced out to wear something else,which is comlimented by a big tantarum.


In Bathroom:
Mumma: Dhyey Don’t touch bucket, very hot water inside.
He: oooh, sudadat??( very hot?)
The way he spoke I really cant interpret  his action and expression into words, I really couldn’t stop laughing)
Now whenever I tell him, dhyey touch cooker or pan, he ask me mumma, its sadadat?? And sometimes commands to his dady “don touch, dady- aa sadadat)

Still he doesn’t like to have a milk, adding pediasure in milk works sometimes and yes stories of course. Difference is now he has started to make stories like, pegion dudu pi le, nahi to bada kese hoga? Pegion tumko tiger jese banna hena, dudhu pi le..,, mumma gussa karegi and talks with living and non living objects. Latest one is chor-police story that he loves to tell everybody.

Chocolate khay, no khay(khay=khavay,khani he)
Yellopop(lollypop) khay , nooooo khay
Futri(Mango-fruity) pivay, naaa pivay,
Dr. inji(injection) aape, mumma guccho(gussa) kare..

He: mumma aapko chapatti chaiye?
Mumma: no baby, I m done.(of love and of baby I call him baby sometimes, he replies , big boy chu mein)
He: 1 aur chahiye?
Mumma: No,,
He: last chaiye? Last?
He wants his mom 2 gain more n more n poor mumma is trying 2 reduce…

Conversation wid his dady:
He: Dady, going to office?
Dady: yes baby..
He: ok, take kale( take care), come soon.
Dady: ok beta, I will.
He: Dady, bus me jayenge?
Dady: ha..
He: train me kyu nahi jayenge? Vapas bus me aayenge? Dhyey office jayega? Dady ne bag liya? Tiffin diya mumma ne? meanwhile he keeps his dady’s shoes out( though we force him not to do that, he does.. so don’t blame us for child labour)
He: dady chalo shoes pehno, mumma ne kisshi kiya, hands par kiya? Muje nahi karna he mumma aap karo..(he rarely allows to have kissy when his dady goes off for work, he forces us to do that) , sometimes I feel we have adult in our house, not a kid…:P

Whenever he falls down while playing he ask for doctor, starts crying loudly and says Dr. paas chalo, dhyey gir gaya, dhyey ko lagi he.. ( so crazy to visit Dr., exact opposite of his mom, in her childhood she used to avoid drs. and her kid finds chance to visit Dr.)

He speaks in mixed language(gujarati, hindi,English,Punjabi, marathi)
Routine questions:
U ask something to him he reverts back with “kyu??”
And one more: “kya hua??”
While he finds somebody seated silently he asks “kya hua?”

He makes some nonsense and mom says Dhyey shut up
He replies: katti, tussi katti( I m not talking 2 u)
Mom: I ll call police, Dhyey scared of him.
He: tussi katti nahi he, aao abhi… :D
I mean he is into the concept of anger and patch up, if he is angry with us then he
Will rush to another room so quickly, and close the door loudly, and then he expect us to patch up.  And when he makes some mistakes and I becomes angry he will say “sorry mumma, meri mumma good girl hena? Maan gayi? Dhyey esa nahi karte, dhyey accha baccha nahi he,mumma ko pareshan nahi karte”. With all efforts he makes me smiled.
I was little worried about his back to school after 40 days gap, but fortunately he did not cry for single time, yes he was overwhelmed on first day after so many off-days.